Sticky Etsy Story
Building an Etsy empire that sticks.
Making Laptops Less Boring
Someone came to us with the most vanilla business idea ever: selling stickers on Etsy. We almost fell asleep during the pitch. But then we thought – what if we turned this into our own personal playground for every batshit crazy e-commerce strategy we've been dying to test? Now we're building an Etsy empire while treating it like our own private laboratory for growth hacks and scaling experiments. If we can make stickers exciting, imagine what we can do with your actually interesting business.
Deliverables
Digital Playground Creation
Taking the most boring business idea imaginable and turning it into our personal testing ground for every wild e-commerce theory we've ever had. Because when life gives you stickers, you build an empire.
Growth Laboratory
Transforming a basic sticker shop into our own e-commerce thunderdome. Every growth hack, every crazy idea, every 3AM 'what if' moment gets tested here first. Your business gets the strategies that survive.
Marketing Experiment Station
Testing marketing strategies so aggressive they'd make a growth hacker blush. When something works, it goes in the playbook. When it fails, at least it's just stickers.
Operations Research
Turning mundane sticker operations into a lean, mean, shipping machine. Building systems so efficient they make Amazon's warehouses look like a garage sale.
Automation Wonderland
Creating automation tools that turn mind-numbing sticker tasks into a symphony of efficiency. Because if we have to sell stickers, we're going to do it smarter than anyone else ever has.
Data Mining Operation
Extracting more insights from sticker sales than the FBI gets from your browsing history. Using the most basic product category to predict e-commerce trends like some kind of retail fortune teller.
Nice try. This one stays in the vault.