Other Industries

For businesses too weird for normal categories

BECAUSE YOUR INDUSTRY IS THE BEAUTIFUL WEIRDO OF CAPITALISM
Other Industries

Let's be honest – your business doesn't fit in a neat little box. Maybe you're running an underground cheese aging facility, or perhaps you're the world's first combination taxidermy school and coffee shop (hey, we don't judge). Your industry is so niche, even LinkedIn doesn't have a category for it. But guess what? We love weird. We eat impossible for breakfast and wash it down with a tall glass of 'they said it couldn't be done.' Whether you're disrupting the artisanal pencil sharpening market or revolutionizing professional pillow fighting, we'll build you tech so good, people will finally stop asking 'wait, that's a real business?'

What We Do For Other Industries

Custom Weird Solution Engineering

If you can dream it, we can build it. Need an AI that can tell if a unicorn is lying? A blockchain for tracking garden gnome migrations? We've got you covered.

Industry-First Innovation

Being the first in your industry means there's no playbook. Good thing we write playbooks for breakfast. Right after we finish that impossible we mentioned earlier.

Explanation-as-a-Service

Tired of explaining your business model to confused relatives at Thanksgiving? We'll build you dashboards so clear, even your grandma will finally stop asking if you're in a pyramid scheme.

Competitive Edge Sharpening

Can't spy on your competition because you're literally the only one doing what you do? We'll help you compete against the version of yourself from tomorrow.

Reality Distortion Field Generation

Transform your crazy idea into something so legitimate, venture capitalists will fight each other in a Thunderdome for a chance to throw money at you.

Future-Proofing Sorcery

We'll build you systems so forward-thinking, time travelers from 2150 will come back just to attend your TED talk.

Time to Hire Us When

Your Business Model Needs a PhD to Explain

If your elevator pitch requires a 50-story building, we'll help you simplify without dumbing down your revolutionary quantum-powered dog walking service.

You're Too Weird for Regular Software

When off-the-shelf solutions fit you like a dollar store Halloween costume, we'll tailor you something that fits better than your favorite conspiracy theory.

Your Industry Doesn't Exist Yet

Being ahead of your time shouldn't mean being behind on tech. We'll build you the future while everyone else is still arguing about whether it's possible.

Your Business Plan Makes People's Heads Explode

Turn those confused head tilts into understanding nods. We'll make your crazy vision look like the obvious next step in human evolution.

You're Tired of Being the 'Black Sheep' Business

Embrace your uniqueness with systems as special as your business model. Because normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Nobody Understands What You Do

We'll build you tech so intuitive, even your competitors will finally understand why you're a genius (right before they cry themselves to sleep).

Too Weird for Regular Solutions?

Let's build something so custom, Harvard Business School will need a new wing just to study your case.